It’s time MEN. The wait is over. The MANLIEST movie of the decade is finally out in theaters at midnight tonight. Will you be seeing it this weekend? Yes you will, if you dare call yourself a REAL MAN.

This weekend is a big deal because THE EXPENDABLES- starring Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Terry Crews, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, Jason Statham, Gary Daniels, Randy Couture, Mickey Rourke, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Bruce Willis -goes up against a chick flick starring Julia Roberts and Scott Pilgrim vs The World, the most obvious exploitation of geek culture as a shallow fashion trend for posers if there ever was one, featuring the always awkward Micheal Cera. (There’s also a Studio Ghibli film coming out but only myself and ten other people care.)

MEN, we are taking back theaters this weekend. This is not something we bootleg. This is something we pay to see. In a fucking theater. Where VIOLENCE belongs.

Whether it be at midnight tonight or anytime throughout the weekend, you MUST see this movie. There is NO excuse. You have a date with a lady doing something else? Dump her. Have kids to watch? Tie them up and throw them in the closet. (Cheaper than hiring a babysitter.) Boss made you come in to work? TOSS HIM THROUGH A WINDOW!

This is where we stand as TRUE MEN and let Hollywood know that TRUE MEN still watch movies.