I love the beach and I always have fun there! Any thoughts of “Why the fuck do I still live in Florida?” are washed away the second I dive in the waves. Saturday was my first time at the beach this year and I hope to go on many more trips! The water temperature took some time to get adjusted to but after that it’s fine. I recommend hitting the water before storm season hits in a couple months.

A fantastic day was had with the artist of the above comic. No, she doesn’t look that retarded. In addition to the beach adventure in which I destroyed waves with my fury, we also watched Enter the Dragon(one of the most important films ever made) and played a couple super awesome fighting games. I taught her Hadoken! I look forward to many more days like this in the near future!

Also, I wanted to remind you all that I am so awesome that women appear out of nowhere to hand me sandwiches.